Marriage Has Surprises
Marriage is a journey filled with shared memories, unexpected discoveries, and plenty of moments that can make us see life from a different perspective. Sometimes, keeping a good sense of humor is one of the best ways to handle life’s little surprises. Take a short break from your day and enjoy a joke that might leave you smiling.
Dan married a woman with an identical twin.
Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the judge.
“Well, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I’d end up making love to her by mistake,” said Dan.
“Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said.
“You’d better believe there is a difference, your Honor.
That’s why I want the divorce.”
Dan married a woman with an identical twin.
Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said the judge.
“Well, your honor, every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife looked exactly alike, every once in a while I’d end up making love to her by mistake,” said Dan.
“Surely there must be some difference between the two women.” the judge said.
“You’d better believe there is a difference, your Honor.
That’s why I want the divorce.”
